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2015-03-14 07:18:43
We are happier when we do things for our own approval.
2015-03-14 07:35:11
It is unfortunate that we'd rather hurt some than inconvenience others.
2015-03-14 07:52:17
Anger can be leveraged when it is channeled into some constructive endeavour.
(other than this one)
2015-03-14 19:38:17
Is your front door locked properly?
2015-03-15 12:31:51
We forget things when we are in a hurry — especially our manners.
2015-03-15 17:34:08
Those that do not effectively tackle violent stupidity cannot hope to be unaffected by it.
2015-03-15 17:53:28
Violence is the coercive exertion of one's will.
2015-03-15 19:30:40
- Ask someone if they believe in fairies.
- Call them a murderer if they say "No."
- Keep a count of how many they've killed.
2015-03-16 19:27:25
We attain happiness when our needs are fulfilled and we are emptied of our wants.
2015-03-16 19:29:30
Are they just pretending to tolerate you?
2015-03-17 04:14:59
We laugh because of the things we understand, and sometimes at the things we don't.
2015-03-17 19:34:51
Could that be the sound of danger?
2015-03-18 13:56:48
Have fun impulsively.
2015-03-18 14:24:44
I recently had the opportunity to make a morbid joke, but I decided to asphyxiate it instead.
2015-03-19 02:54:01
The saturation of outrage and despair in our collective minds could be fought with love, hopes, dreams and laughter.
2015-03-19 02:55:38
Do what you believe in. Enjoy the company of your loved ones. Have fun.
That's about it, really.
2015-03-19 03:50:07
Flattery is best when it is smooth and spreadable.
2015-03-20 22:56:00
We speak in metaphors because we are tricksy little hobbitses.
2015-03-21 12:45:52
Every sunset is also a sunrise.
2015-03-21 16:59:48
Justice is bittersweet, judgement is just bitter.
2015-03-21 17:02:38
What is your favourite animal?
2015-03-23 05:48:04
We are remembered for the things we create, and the things we destroy.
2015-03-23 17:09:07
Carefully handle the prickly with soft padding to avoid getting hurt.
2015-03-26 03:08:20
Parents hope that children will have all their features and regressions, but none of the bugs.
2015-03-26 15:21:45
If sport is war, then we have just been ungrateful to our finest soldiers.
2015-03-26 18:31:03
It's harder to make someone smile than it is to make them laugh.
2015-03-28 04:30:55
Assists are more satisfying than goals.
2015-03-28 04:42:03
Death is certain, possessing a life is optional.
2015-03-28 04:58:41
A surfeit of sigils makes a tweet painful to read.
2015-03-28 05:14:21
Motorcycles are fun because of the rushing wind in your hair, and the pounding heart in your mouth.
2015-03-28 05:24:30
The synergy of a team playing according to a plan is what enables consistently good performance, and makes winning possible.
2015-03-28 05:28:07
I just got an idea for a joke about hair, but then I decided to mute it instead.